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mypancakesaredelicious:

earlploddington:

iamsmallcat:

the last one killed me

personally i think the Ben Franklin one is probably gold and should definitely have worked.

Fuck I wish I was this off the wall.

alt-j:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

benedict cumberbatch harasses a black youth

this is the fifth time I’ve reblogged this i don’t care

alt-j:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

benedict cumberbatch harasses a black youth

this is the fifth time I’ve reblogged this i don’t care

posted 3 weeks ago with 7,752 notes
via allycakesxo source: m0rtality
michaelbeara:

sam:

vondell-swain:

adamusprime:

vondell-swain:

bad news apple



now im wondering why i didnt make this joke

those aren’t even bees though they’re wasps

michaelbeara:

sam:

vondell-swain:

adamusprime:

vondell-swain:

bad news apple

image

now im wondering why i didnt make this joke

those aren’t even bees though they’re wasps

image

wildwood26:

218801:

buttercup looks like Hitler

MEIN DIAPER IST POOPY.

oh my god tumblr

wildwood26:

218801:

buttercup looks like Hitler

image

MEIN DIAPER IST POOPY.

oh my god tumblr

❝ I never fucking said that ❞

— God, Buddha, Gandhi, The Dali Llama, Marilyn Monroe, Audrey Hepburn, Oscar Wilde, Sylvia Plath and everyone else probably (via thebatty)

posted 3 weeks ago with 24,944 notes
via elliewax source: blanditiafe

niggaqueef:

when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this

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I am drunk and going out ^_^ 

I am drunk and going out ^_^ 

posted 1 month ago with 2 notes

lolsofunny:

tastefullyoffensive

nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.
…they are no longer friends.

nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.

…they are no longer friends.

posted 1 month ago with 306,434 notes
via pizza source: nurdsite

your-bright-blood:

arabellashigh:

BOYS SHOULD JUST TELL YOU IF THEY LIIIIIIIKE YOU BC I HATE GETTING MIXED SIGNALS FROM A CERTAIN PERSON THAT I LIKE

why can’t girls do it though